This was something going around the internet in 2014, I’m not sure on the original source. There does seem to be an updated version here now.

What we say	What we mean
Horrible hack	Horrible hack that I didn’t write
Temporary workaround	Horrible hack that I wrote
It’s broken	There are bugs in your code
It has a few issues	There are bugs in my code
Obscure	Someone else’s code does not have comments
Self-documenting	My code doesn’t have comments
That’s why it’s an awesome language	It’s my favourite language and it’s really easy to do something in it
You’re thinking in the wrong mindset	It’s my favourite language and it’s really hard to do something in it
I can read this Perl script	I wrote this Perl script
I can’t read this Perl script	I didn’t write this Perl script
Bad structure	Someone else’s code is badly organised
Complex structure	My code is badly organised
Bug	The absence of a feature I like
Out of scope	The absence of a feature I don’t like
Clean solution	It works and I understand it
We need to rewrite it	It works but I don’t understand it
emacs is better than vi	It’s too peaceful here, lets start a flame war
vi is better than emacs	It’s too peaceful here, lets start a flame war
IMHO	You are wrong
Legacy code	It works, but no one knows how
^X^Cquit^\[ESC][ESC]^C	I don’t know how to quit vi

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